FM Chat: Turn Away And This is What Happens

[J.A. Marlow]

Yeah, a lot of craziness can happen in chat, what with the plot bunnies, idea squirrels, and whatifrogs running around. Here is the thread where we can share a bit of our insanity with the forum.

J.A. Marlow
The String Weavers, Salmon Run, Redpoint One series.

Writer alter-ego of Dreamers Cove

[J.A. Marlow]

Well, someone said something, which someone responded, then:

“LCAisling [SoS 50k!]: I need a bunny is what I need right now”

… and triggered the following:

“Holding Out For A Hero”
by Bonnie Tyler

Chorus:
I’m holding out for a bunny ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong, he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fast at the bite
I need a bunny!
I’m holding out for a bunny ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure, he’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be full of plot, and larger than life

J.A. Marlow
The String Weavers, Salmon Run, Redpoint One series.

Writer alter-ego of Dreamers Cove

[Jennifer Amriss]

Jam spawned dirty hilarity.

Candy_Lips stares at the file before writing down three words
JAMarlow[3:12:16 PM] [..gurgle..]: Three Words: Blondes Taste Great
JAMarlow[3:12:25 PM] [..gurgle..]: Okay,I have no idea where that came from.
Aryadna[6:12:31 PM] [JenAmriss]: ……….
NPhoenix[3:12:41 PM] [☢]: .>” title=”>.>” class=”bbcode_smiley” /> that’s what my hubs says
NPhoenix hides behind the couch
Mooseythehut[3:12:51 PM] [moosing]: only when the carpet matches the drapes
Mooseythehut[3:13:17 PM] [moosing]: otherwise it’s false advertising
Mooseythehut[3:14:01 PM] [moosing]: but as long as the filling isn’t strawberry I guess it’s all good

[J.A. Marlow]

No hiding behind the couch along with NP.

J.A. Marlow
The String Weavers, Salmon Run, Redpoint One series.

Writer alter-ego of Dreamers Cove

[J.A. Marlow]

glassquill [Ihaveplans]: Moosey,may i ask a question?
Mooseythehut [moosing]: you just did, glass
JAMarlow [..gurgle..]: “Genie, how many wishes do I get?” “Well, NOW you get two. Next question?”
Mooseythehut [moosing]: Nah. Now that would just be cheating Bad genie.

J.A. Marlow
The String Weavers, Salmon Run, Redpoint One series.

Writer alter-ego of Dreamers Cove

[J.A. Marlow]

Came back to chat after several hours to these lines…

Quote:

Aryadna [JenAmriss]: Hmm… I might have to use a different head for middle guy. *Rubs chin*
Ashe [TPOM3:128k]: Off with his head!
Ashe [TPOM3:128k]: *cough*ahem*cough.

Imagining popping one head off as if it were a doll, to put on another…

J.A. Marlow
The String Weavers, Salmon Run, Redpoint One series.

Writer alter-ego of Dreamers Cove

[NPhoenix]

I was dealing with offspring and I came back into chat to see this;

Quote:

moleskine[1:33:59 PM] […]: omg Fringe
moleskine[1:34:07 PM] […]: Walter <img src="smileys/heart.gif" width="" height="" alt="<3" title="
moleskine[1:34:35 PM] […]: He’s one of those characters I wish I’d come up with, though if he were mine, his story would go untold.
Shilo17[1:34:49 PM]: I like Walter, but all I see is Denethor
Shilo17[1:35:03 PM]: ABANDON YOUR POSTS!
moleskine[1:35:11 PM] […]: I’d forgotten about that.
moleskine[1:35:44 PM] […]: I haven’t watched LotR since long before Fringe initially aired.
moleskine[1:36:04 PM] […]: And all I cared about back then was Aragorn.
Shilo17[1:36:50 PM]: Aragorn was never my type. It was Orly Bloom that made my knees weak. <img src="smileys/heart.gif" width="" height="" alt="<3" title="
moleskine[1:37:21 PM] […]: I like men who look as though their testicles have descended.

I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything, I would have spewed it all over my computer!

[Chaos]

I´d shame Shilo by posting about how badly she failed at offending me when I asked her to, but she´d probably get back at me for that.

Plus, I didn´t save the exchange.

Quote:

Chaos: Hey, I just discussed politics on Facebook. Compared to that, Shilo´s meanness feels like a hug and a shower of kisses.

[Gilroy]

I have so many ways I could respond to those three words… 👿

But I’ll behave myself. I’m not here enough to make the couch worth my time. :silly:

[Candy_Lips]

Yeah, this is what happened.

Quote:

Candy_Lips[2:17:29 AM]‘m admitting to a friend that i fail at fruitcake
Ashe[2:19:08 AM]: No you don’t, Candy. You are a friuitcake, like all writers are.
glassquill[2:19:49 AM] [Ihaveplans]: i don’t care for fruitcake. too much fruit. not enough cake
Candy_Lips[2:26:09 AM]:*snickers* Well outside of my mental state, the two times that I tried to make fruitcake? My friend played golf with one loaf. and then decided that he could make a house out of the loafs
Ashe[2:33:02 AM]: Oh, wow, Candy.

Fruitcakes…geeze…

[Candy_Lips]

I turned away for two seconds! I swear!

Quote:

AnneMarble[8:36:41 PM] [HailSateen]: How come this new pen won’t write?! Oh. Wait. *Plucks off pen condom*
Brenria[8:37:18 PM] [ ]: What if your pen gets some poor piece of paper pregnant?
AnneMarble[8:37:38 PM] [HailSateen]: So that’s where plot bunnies come from!

[TobeOrNotTobe]

Hello. Getting violent there… :blink:

conniecockrell [WriteEdit]: Shall I shoot someone, Candy. I’m in the mood.
conniecockrell [WriteEdit]: Well, that was supposed to be a question mark,.
conniecockrell [WriteEdit]: Just as well.
Candy_Lips offers ex up to shoot

[Candy_Lips]

What? The ex is shootable.

She was just being nice. *hugs and giggles*

[NPhoenix]

So anyone who knows me, knows I have snakes. a lot of them, and I frequently talk about them in chat.

Quote:

NPhoenix[9:59:59 AM] […]: hold on, gotta put the retic back in her tank, she keeps trying to slide over the touchpad
JDDyer[7:00:38 AM] [Raethin]: That sounds reticulous.
JDDyer[7:01:16 AM] [Raethin]: Hope that isn’t a real word.

Maybe it’s just me, but that gave me the giggles. Again.

[Ashe Elton Parker]

To give the final post in this context (which is part of what made it so funny to me), I included the opening line to the entire stripping-a-chicken discussion (the blank posts are chat smileys which didn’t transfer over):

Quote:

Candy_Lips[6:07:00 PM] [Rewrite it]: okay, mother is stripping a chicken (makes unhappy sound at the thought of food) and I know why my body feels like I went ten rounds with three wrestlers at once
Mooseythehut[6:07:49 PM] [moosing]: “stripping a chicken”
Mooseythehut[6:07:54 PM] [moosing]: I can’t even….
casper[6:07:58 PM] [Available]:
casper[6:08:09 PM] [Available]: Chicken stripper.
moleskine[6:08:19 PM] […]: that’s a mental image I don’t need
NPhoenix[6:08:23 PM] […]: …
NPhoenix[6:08:36 PM] […]: poultry on a pole?
moleskine[6:08:42 PM] […]: I’ve got a lovely piece of sockeye salmon in the oven which should be ready in just a few minutes.
casper[6:08:44 PM] [Available]: lol
NPhoenix[6:08:45 PM] […]: hi moosey
NPhoenix[6:08:46 PM] […]: hi elle
Candy_Lips makes unhappy sound about food “no…no food.”
moleskine[6:09:27 PM] […]: heya, Mish
Inkling[6:11:05 PM] [mapping!]: you okay, Candy?
Ashe[6:13:34 PM] [Tarot!]: I want chips and dip.
Mooseythehut[6:18:46 PM] [moosing]: takes chicken on a stick to a WHOLE new level
Ashe[6:19:05 PM] [Tarot!]: LOL
NPhoenix[6:19:15 PM] […]: LOL
moleskine[6:19:29 PM] […]:
Mooseythehut[6:19:53 PM] [moosing]: “which came first the chicken or the egg?”
Mooseythehut[6:20:01 PM] [moosing]: “well was the egg in the audience?”
moleskine[6:20:12 PM] […]:
NPhoenix[6:20:16 PM] […]:
casper[6:20:18 PM] [Available]:
casper[6:21:00 PM] [Available]: Chickendale’s.

And that, my friends, is what happens when we use creative terms for food prep.

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Ashe Elton Parker
"There's someone in my head, but it's not me." ~ from the song Brain Damage by Pink Floyd
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