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July 22, 2015 at 8:37 pm #202821
Yeah, a lot of craziness can happen in chat, what with the plot bunnies, idea squirrels, and whatifrogs running around. Here is the thread where we can share a bit of our insanity with the forum.
July 22, 2015 at 8:39 pm #241584Well, someone said something, which someone responded, then:
“LCAisling [SoS 50k!]: I need a bunny is what I need right now”
… and triggered the following:
“Holding Out For A Hero”
by Bonnie TylerChorus:
I’m holding out for a bunny ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong, he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fast at the bite
I need a bunny!
I’m holding out for a bunny ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure, he’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be full of plot, and larger than lifeJuly 22, 2015 at 10:18 pm #241597Jam spawned dirty hilarity.
Candy_Lips stares at the file before writing down three words
JAMarlow[3:12:16 PM] [..gurgle..]: Three Words: Blondes Taste Great
JAMarlow[3:12:25 PM] [..gurgle..]: Okay,I have no idea where that came from.
Aryadna[6:12:31 PM] [JenAmriss]: ……….
NPhoenix[3:12:41 PM] [☢]:.>” title=”>.>” class=”bbcode_smiley” /> that’s what my hubs says
NPhoenix hides behind the couch
Mooseythehut[3:12:51 PM] [moosing]: only when the carpet matches the drapes
Mooseythehut[3:13:17 PM] [moosing]: otherwise it’s false advertising
Mooseythehut[3:14:01 PM] [moosing]: but as long as the filling isn’t strawberry I guess it’s all goodJuly 22, 2015 at 11:07 pm #241599No hiding behind the couch along with NP.
July 28, 2015 at 4:14 am #241585glassquill [Ihaveplans]: Moosey,may i ask a question?
Mooseythehut [moosing]: you just did, glass
JAMarlow [..gurgle..]: “Genie, how many wishes do I get?” “Well, NOW you get two. Next question?”
Mooseythehut [moosing]: Nah. Now that would just be cheating Bad genie.July 28, 2015 at 10:52 pm #241586Came back to chat after several hours to these lines…
Quote:Aryadna [JenAmriss]: Hmm… I might have to use a different head for middle guy. *Rubs chin*
Ashe [TPOM3:128k]: Off with his head!
Ashe [TPOM3:128k]: *cough*ahem*cough.Imagining popping one head off as if it were a doll, to put on another…
August 25, 2015 at 8:46 pm #241738I was dealing with offspring and I came back into chat to see this;
Quote:moleskine[1:33:59 PM] […]: omg Fringe
moleskine[1:34:07 PM] […]: Walter <img src="smileys/heart.gif" width="" height="" alt="<3" title="
moleskine[1:34:35 PM] […]: He’s one of those characters I wish I’d come up with, though if he were mine, his story would go untold.
Shilo17[1:34:49 PM]: I like Walter, but all I see is Denethor
Shilo17[1:35:03 PM]: ABANDON YOUR POSTS!
moleskine[1:35:11 PM] […]: I’d forgotten about that.
moleskine[1:35:44 PM] […]: I haven’t watched LotR since long before Fringe initially aired.
moleskine[1:36:04 PM] […]: And all I cared about back then was Aragorn.
Shilo17[1:36:50 PM]: Aragorn was never my type. It was Orly Bloom that made my knees weak. <img src="smileys/heart.gif" width="" height="" alt="<3" title="
moleskine[1:37:21 PM] […]: I like men who look as though their testicles have descended.I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything, I would have spewed it all over my computer!
August 25, 2015 at 9:35 pm #241587I´d shame Shilo by posting about how badly she failed at offending me when I asked her to, but she´d probably get back at me for that.
Plus, I didn´t save the exchange.
Quote:Chaos: Hey, I just discussed politics on Facebook. Compared to that, Shilo´s meanness feels like a hug and a shower of kisses.September 8, 2015 at 4:58 pm #241600I have so many ways I could respond to those three words… 👿
But I’ll behave myself. I’m not here enough to make the couch worth my time. :silly:
September 11, 2015 at 9:40 am #241588Yeah, this is what happened.
Quote:Candy_Lips[2:17:29 AM]‘m admitting to a friend that i fail at fruitcake
Ashe[2:19:08 AM]: No you don’t, Candy. You are a friuitcake, like all writers are.
glassquill[2:19:49 AM] [Ihaveplans]: i don’t care for fruitcake. too much fruit. not enough cake
Candy_Lips[2:26:09 AM]:*snickers* Well outside of my mental state, the two times that I tried to make fruitcake? My friend played golf with one loaf. and then decided that he could make a house out of the loafs
Ashe[2:33:02 AM]: Oh, wow, Candy.Fruitcakes…geeze…
September 14, 2015 at 3:43 am #241589I turned away for two seconds! I swear!
Quote:AnneMarble[8:36:41 PM] [HailSateen]: How come this new pen won’t write?! Oh. Wait. *Plucks off pen condom*
Brenria[8:37:18 PM] [ ]: What if your pen gets some poor piece of paper pregnant?
AnneMarble[8:37:38 PM] [HailSateen]: So that’s where plot bunnies come from!September 14, 2015 at 6:48 am #241590Hello. Getting violent there… :blink:
conniecockrell [WriteEdit]: Shall I shoot someone, Candy. I’m in the mood.
conniecockrell [WriteEdit]: Well, that was supposed to be a question mark,.
conniecockrell [WriteEdit]: Just as well.
Candy_Lips offers ex up to shootSeptember 16, 2015 at 11:01 am #243238What? The ex is shootable.
She was just being nice.
*hugs and giggles*
October 2, 2015 at 2:15 pm #241591So anyone who knows me, knows I have snakes. a lot of them, and I frequently talk about them in chat.
Quote:NPhoenix[9:59:59 AM] […]: hold on, gotta put the retic back in her tank, she keeps trying to slide over the touchpad
JDDyer[7:00:38 AM] [Raethin]: That sounds reticulous.
JDDyer[7:01:16 AM] [Raethin]: Hope that isn’t a real word.Maybe it’s just me, but that gave me the giggles. Again.
October 13, 2015 at 12:25 am #241592To give the final post in this context (which is part of what made it so funny to me), I included the opening line to the entire stripping-a-chicken discussion (the blank posts are chat smileys which didn’t transfer over):
Quote:Candy_Lips[6:07:00 PM] [Rewrite it]: okay, mother is stripping a chicken (makes unhappy sound at the thought of food) and I know why my body feels like I went ten rounds with three wrestlers at once
Mooseythehut[6:07:49 PM] [moosing]: “stripping a chicken”
Mooseythehut[6:07:54 PM] [moosing]: I can’t even….
casper[6:07:58 PM] [Available]:
casper[6:08:09 PM] [Available]: Chicken stripper.
moleskine[6:08:19 PM] […]: that’s a mental image I don’t need
NPhoenix[6:08:23 PM] […]: …
NPhoenix[6:08:36 PM] […]: poultry on a pole?
moleskine[6:08:42 PM] […]: I’ve got a lovely piece of sockeye salmon in the oven which should be ready in just a few minutes.
casper[6:08:44 PM] [Available]: lol
NPhoenix[6:08:45 PM] […]: hi moosey
NPhoenix[6:08:46 PM] […]: hi elle
Candy_Lips makes unhappy sound about food “no…no food.”
moleskine[6:09:27 PM] […]: heya, Mish
Inkling[6:11:05 PM] [mapping!]: you okay, Candy?
Ashe[6:13:34 PM] [Tarot!]: I want chips and dip.
Mooseythehut[6:18:46 PM] [moosing]: takes chicken on a stick to a WHOLE new level
Ashe[6:19:05 PM] [Tarot!]: LOL
NPhoenix[6:19:15 PM] […]: LOL
moleskine[6:19:29 PM] […]:
Mooseythehut[6:19:53 PM] [moosing]: “which came first the chicken or the egg?”
Mooseythehut[6:20:01 PM] [moosing]: “well was the egg in the audience?”
moleskine[6:20:12 PM] […]:
NPhoenix[6:20:16 PM] […]:
casper[6:20:18 PM] [Available]:
casper[6:21:00 PM] [Available]: Chickendale’s.And that, my friends, is what happens when we use creative terms for food prep.
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