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Mesg #90506 |
"Why Authors Are Cursed" |
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zette |
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Member since Jun 12th 2002
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Sat Mar-03-12 10:51 PM |
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Zette's theory of what went wrong in the writing world:
Writers of the modern world have been cursed. It's obvious when you look at the trials and tribulations of any kind of publication, and how, even after the books is out, it's no guarantee of notice, let alone fame. We're cursed, and I've finally figured out by whom and when.
In the old days, writers were considered great people. According to Diodorus, "It is fitting that all men should ever accord great gratitude to those writers who have composed universal histories. . ." They were venerated, and it wasn't always because they were brilliant authors.
The same was true in the Middle Ages. Writers flourished, whether they were writing inane poetry or historical dramas.
But then the modern age came, and we fell from grace. And now I can tell you the secret of why writers are no longer adored in the ways that we ought to be. It has nothing to do with ability. We all know we're just as brilliant as any of the ancients, right?
It has everything to do with paper.
The ancient world didn't have paper. The ancient world, in fact, was lucky to have words at all, but that's beside the point. They wrote on wood, rock, and clay. Later, the Egyptians invented papyrus paper, which was a great step forward. In the Middle Ages, writers worked with vellum and parchment, which was made from the specially prepared and skins of animals. It was cheaper and easier to obtain than the papyrus paper that had to be imported from Egypt.
It wasn't until modern day that we began using paper. Paper is made with vegetable fibers. More importantly, modern machine made paper is 95% wood.
Let me tell you about ancient Greek mythology, specifically about the Dryads. These lovely female creatures, who were generally friendly to humans, lived in or near trees. When a tree was destroyed, the dryad died as well. The Gods punished humans for destroying trees.
We've been cursed by the Ancient Greek Gods.
But there is hope, people. The future holds the key to breaking this curse.
It's called electronic publication.
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Mesg #90509 |
"RE: Why Authors Are Cursed" |
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Michael E. Walston |
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Member since Dec 16th 2002
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Mon Mar-05-12 12:48 PM |
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Man, I've got enough troubles without the Dryads pissed at me. ~~~~~~Signature's Off~~~~~~
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Mesg #90510 |
"RE: Why Authors Are Cursed" |
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zette |
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Member since Jun 12th 2002
13570 posts |
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Mon Mar-05-12 03:24 PM |
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The thought amused me. LOL. ~~~~~~Signature's Off~~~~~~
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Mesg #90511 |
"RE: Why Authors Are Cursed" |
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Wandering Author |
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Member since Jun 01st 2007
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Mon Mar-05-12 04:04 PM |
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So we should save the dryads and use only one hundred percent rag content paper? I like that idea. Rag paper is nicer and lasts a lot longer, too. (I've personally handled four hundred year old books with paper which could have been printed on yesterday - except they can't do that good a job of printing any more...)
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Mesg #90514 |
"RE: Why Authors Are Cursed" |
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Wandering Author |
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Member since Jun 01st 2007
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Mon Mar-05-12 09:28 PM |
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Cotton and linen make excellent paper. I don't think polyester or nylon would break down enough to form the kind of fibers you'd need for paper. If it did, you could probably get away with at least a certain percentage in there. This never occurred to me because I can't stand wearing synthetic fabrics - everything I wear is cotton, linen, raw silk, or wool, all of which would be fine in paper although I'd hate to see too much wool or silk in any one batch. A little bit just adds character, though. 
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Mesg #90516 |
"RE: Why Authors Are Cursed" |
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gilroy
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Member since Aug 26th 2010
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Tue Mar-06-12 06:36 AM |
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This presents another great reason to recycle. 100% recycled paper - so no more trees killed. :> ~~~~~~Signature's Off~~~~~~
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Mesg #90517 |
"RE: Why Authors Are Cursed" |
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Wandering Author |
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Member since Jun 01st 2007
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Tue Mar-06-12 03:52 PM |
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There is such a thing as hemp paper, but it is generally tougher, coarser paper. Brown paper, "kraft" paper, that sort of thing. I'm sure you could make a paper suitable for printing on - and writing on - out of hemp, but it would take more work. You'd have to break the fibers down more. Rag paper is really the way to go.
As far as making paper from grass during World War Two, I can't say for certain what they were using, but I wonder, were they perhaps reeds, and not grass? That seems more likely to me. And there were shortages of wood for paper, so they might have been using a different pulp than they did before and after the war. Yes, you could make paper out of grass - but it isn't going to be very strong or durable paper. Which, of course, is exactly what a lot of wartime paper was like... Just look up any book printed during the war years, and you should see a noticeable difference in the quality of the paper. (Although paperbacks in the 1950s used awful paper as well, for reasons I'm less sure of.)
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Mesg #90519 |
"RE: Why Authors Are Cursed" |
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Wandering Author |
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Member since Jun 01st 2007
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Tue Mar-06-12 08:48 PM |
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Thanks! That's interesting. When I get the chance, I'm going to have to research papermaking in the UK.
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Mesg #90548 |
"RE: Why Authors Are Cursed" |
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SaharaD |
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Member since Mar 27th 2009
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Mon Mar-19-12 01:20 PM |
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I am all for ending the curse Cyber on!
Thanks for this post, it made me smile today.
Sara ~~~~~~Signature's Off~~~~~~
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